Glorp attends the Community College of Cryptids, and has been a student for so long that he has become somewhat of a permanent asset. He is nearly broke, living off of trash and coins he wins in card games. He is very friendly, if you can get past his particularly funny smell. If you pay him, he will give you the most in depth tour of the nonsensical, labyrinth like school, and fill you in on all the happenings within. Payment may be in coins, but he will happily accept a fresh slice of pizza as well.